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SudoCue - Samurai Rehab Center |
www.sudocue.net attracts many Sudoku addicts, who are trying to deal with their addiction. A survey has shown that Samurai addicts suffer more than those addicted to other variants. A single contest Samurai per week is not enough to satisfy their needs. To help these poor people to straighten out their lives, rebuild their family ties and restore control to their everyday activities, the Samurai Rehab Center offers a scientifically tested program that will improve their lives. Everybody can join the program, but the program has primarily been developed for the severe cases. You may not realize that you are one. TestimonialsMr. P. Tyjewski, USA : “Since I've entered the program, I started missing deadlines at the UK contest. It must be good!” Mr. D. Corleone, IL : “The Samurai demand has fallen. We're about to make you an offer you can't refuse, Ruud!” Attention: Refresher program started! It has been a while since this rehab center opened. Many addicts have been cured, but some have expressed the need for a refresher program. Well, here it is, with fully updated steps. CoachingThe Clueless Helper is licensed to guide you through this program. To avoid sudden relapses, you will not be shown any graphical images of Samurai Sudokus, just a series of numbers which represent a Samurai. You can copy these numbers to the clipboard and paste them into the Clueless Helper. The Helper can isolate the constituent puzzles, so you will not face the disturbing image of a complete Samurai. Step 1Say to yourself, in a firm voice, the following words: “They wanna make me go to rehab, but I say no, no, no!” Now solve the following Samurai:
875060000000402000000700000100007825000000430060000009001004000980070000300006000 Step 2Say to yourself, in a firm voice, the following words: “I am not an addict. I can stop whenever I like!” Now solve the following Samurai:
010000700000950000060008003100690500047230100006100002059300000000009000080000000 Step 3Say to yourself, in a solid voice, the following words: “I am not really an addict. I can stop after this puzzle!” Now solve the following Samurai:
001030050000000900005010263023006000009200004680300000030001000540000000000500000 Step 4Say to yourself, in a clear voice, the following words: “I am hardly an addict. I can stop when you tell me to!” Now solve the following Samurai:
002000400095007260000000009000000000500109720080000003200060000600050000930020000 Step 5Say to yourself, as fast as you can, the following words: “I am not an addict. I am not an addict. I am not an addict.” Now solve the following Samurai:
000040000001009000300050040430000900500000006200018004050804000080700000004600000 Step 6Say to yourself, while smiling, the following words: “Who? Me? Addicted?” Now solve the following Samurai:
009002000530080000210000040000000209040000060006800304700608000000320000005490000 Step 7Say to yourself, with confidence, the following words: “You cannot get addicted to Samurai, it's not a chemical substance.” Now solve the following Samurai:
074200005090304000008000060031000840009003070000000000020900000906700000000800000 Step 8Say to yourself, with open eyes, the following words: “I do not need Samurai. Samurai need me!” Now solve the following Samurai:
000084150000300070000001002106000007509018000080600001050009000000050000000230000 Step 9Say to yourself, with eyes shut, the following words: “This is not an addiction. It's just a habit.” Now solve the following Samurai:
003070010008103000006200005010000030089307006075000002001600000030900000000050000 Step 10Say to yourself, while taking a deep breath, the following words: “There's addiction and there's addiction.” Now solve the following Samurai:
000008906890004000003100070300870000004005300000400290140000000500002000000001000 Step 11Say to yourself, without showing any doubt, the following words: “So what if I were just a little addicted?” Now solve the following Samurai:
000108300105000008000700000051007000097200003260040900700005000500300000000614000 Step 12Say to yourself, without any witnesses, the following words: “I will quit Samurai after next week's contest puzzle.” Now solve the following Samurai:
000600000960000000058007410020504108070200030000030500002000000500800000080020000 Step 13Say to yourself, with a friendly voice, the following words: “If I can quit any time, it wouldn't hurt to do just one more.” Now solve the following Samurai:
600100800008020300004009027000200060200000900806000000005980000000030000700050000 Step 14Say to yourself, with a dreadlock voice, the following words: “I don't like Samurai. I love them!” Now solve the following Samurai:
702000304003040027060000000400000000039006000000351008300000000000060000600028000 Step 15Say to yourself, without hesitation, the following words: “Yes, I am addicted, but not for long!” Now solve the following Samurai:
000040001508000039490000200705098000003000000900030050020000000600903000000060000 Step 16Say to yourself, with a firm voice, the following words: “I'm so fed up with these Samurai, I can hardly do this last one!” Now solve the following Samurai:
700509020009078010003100000030006940006000180000020000004003000000080000000005000 Program CompletedCongratulations! You've made it through the rehab program. To prevent relapses, stay away from the Samurai contest page. |
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